undeadibeard:

It’s october so we must once again draw battle lines between those who like candy corn and those who do not.

(Source: incredibeard)

Every mouth you’ve ever kissed was just practice. All the bodies you’ve ever undressed and ploughed in to were preparing you for me. I don’t mind tasting them in the memory of your mouth.
Was it a long journey? Did it take you long to find me?
You’re here now, welcome home.
― Warsan Shire (via lohlac)

The best feeling in the world is kissing someone for the first time when you’ve really wanted to kiss them for a long time.

(Source: reallifejerk)

An eating disorder is a polite way of suicide.
― (via easilyxamazed)

icedcoffeeheavyweights:

the fact that people still need to be told they can’t spot reduce makes me concerned

jaclcfrost:

october is a great month because i can buy a frickton of candy and no one will question it. they’ll just be like “oh you’re stocking up on candy to give out to kids on halloween how sweet” because that seems like the obvious answer. but no. oh no. that candy will not make it to halloween. all that candy is not for children. all that candy is mine

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