It’s october so we must once again draw battle lines between those who like candy corn and those who do not.
Was it a long journey? Did it take you long to find me?
You’re here now, welcome home.
The best feeling in the world is kissing someone for the first time when you’ve really wanted to kiss them for a long time.
the fact that people still need to be told they can’t spot reduce makes me concerned
october is a great month because i can buy a frickton of candy and no one will question it. they’ll just be like “oh you’re stocking up on candy to give out to kids on halloween how sweet” because that seems like the obvious answer. but no. oh no. that candy will not make it to halloween. all that candy is not for children. all that candy is mine